pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

boxlunches:

sameatschildren:

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

It brings the kid a video game controller ong

parenting 101

(Source: sizvideos)

What I owe my mother, I’ll never be able to repay

(Source: nhertwenties)

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

"My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument."

Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via locsofpoetry)

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything